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[–] [email protected] 125 points 2 months ago (7 children)

i always wanted to go the extra mile, synergize, get the ball rolling, move the needle, think outside the box, and get out of my comfort zone. permanently

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

All through a single pane of glass.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I just need to touch base so we can circle back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You forget to mention that you wanted to do all this going forward.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Moving the needle is so satisfying

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m glad I got the opportunity to leverage my skills and knowledge in order to drive customer engagement and deliver wins as a team.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly! Nowadays hardly anyone thinks about the shareholders!! Think about the shareholders!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! ~~Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to~~ get the most value!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I knew what synergy was and I wanted it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget to over deliver and under promise. You'll get paid the same, but it will make somebody else boatloads more money.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I prefer to talk out my ass and then get started and realize that what I promised is way harder than I thought and then have no life while I manic-panic my way to delivering, somehow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago