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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My boss doesn't do meetings. Every once in a while he approves my vacation request and I get notified it's approved. Sounds better than it is, but it is better than pointless daily meetings. Adult daycare crap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My new boss just cancelled all of our daily standup meetings that were introduced by the previous management. Reason given: "I have seen nothing valuable here during the last two weeks."

I like him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

My boss is usually doing WFM and HR duties instead of her own, so no meetings for me either! So far I have a perfect performance record!