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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Hi I'm Simon, I enjoy pooping normally.

Edit: I also enjoy making music and playing live.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A bit of left over therapy learnin, your large intestine, you can massage it externally to encourage digestive motility (moving it along) and aid peristalsis (intestinal poo wave). But the jist is that you rub your belly in a large circle following the large intestine while also doing little circles through that path to work it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Huh. So that's what that's called. I do it just because it makes me feel better lol. I think I prefer 'intestinal poo wave' over 'peristalsis', just because the latter is funnier.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I've screenshotted this post.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh dear Simon. Tell me more.