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I YIELD THE ONE RING
What has it got in it's pocketses?
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This is the most animated bacon I've ever seen
TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS
"And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth!"
She lifted up her hand and from the ring that she wore there issued a great light that illuminated her alone and left all else dark. She stood before Frodo seeming now tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful. Then she let her hand fall, and the light faded, and suddenly she laughed again, and lo! she was shrunken: a slender elf-woman, clad in simple white, whose gentle voice was soft and sad.
βI pass the testβ, she said. βI will diminish, and go into the West and remain Galadriel.β
Or
"In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!"
Idk which I prefer ππ
you take the book i take the movies
And where did you get this one ring?
FROM A FINGER
From Sauron, duh. π
Take it easy huh.. Iβm sure thereβs a medication for that.
IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM
Um, watch out around the Gladden Fields if you should happen to be passing through.
Thank you but we are sure we will be fine
Be sure to put it back where you got it from when you're finished with it. Or no dessert for you.
WE SHALL EAT CHERRY TOMATOES
Or Bill
π₯π₯π₯Ooh kinky. Is it getting hot in here?π₯π₯πͺ’
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I HAVE ONE TOO
WE RULE THEM ALL
Um nah I'm just ruler of my own.