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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do they not just collapse into a pile of bones?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One could argue, that joints are part of the skeleton.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cartilage isn't.

But, as always, the real answer is "a wizard did it". Skeletons don't just hop up and animate themselves.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Skeletons don't just hop up and animate themselves.

Tell me you are from US without saying you are from US, lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This wouldn't be nearly the first time I've said some stupid Americanism without realizing it, but mind telling me what it was at least?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your skeletons don't seem to rise from the ground. Common American problem, don't need to feel bad about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Problem? I'd like to know what your raised skeletons are doing that makes them a positive on your community.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well great great grandpa is a wonderful story teller for the kids and you wouldn't believe how big of an area on a field my second great aunt thirteen times removed can clear in one day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Stop being such a racist. They're part of the community like you and me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Mine does, but I need an elaborate system of organic strings to make it work and an over powered processor.