this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

“I like to eat my ham,

it makes me feel like shmam.

Have you seen the movie ‘Kazaam’?

But back to ham.

Did you know that an imam is a man

who leads prayers in a mosque?

What if you pronounced imam ‘i-mam’?

Would that make you think of ham?

My name is Stan.

Ham”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You took the ham.