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Researchers at the University of Southampton in the UK successfully stored the entirety of the human genome sequence onto an indestructible 5D optical memory crystal no bigger than a penny. The indestructibility claims are no joke since the discs can withstand temperatures up to 1,000°C, cosmic radiation, and even direct impact forces of 10 tons per cm2.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Digitize all national history, literature, and culture. Put them on a hundred of these and distribute them all over the world. Refresh every 6 mos. Keep one on a server that all the kids can access.

Next time there's war or whatever intolerant culture comes into power, and loots the museums, stops culture, or blows up statues, at least you've kept the history alive.

Think of it as the Library of Alexandria in horcrux form.

P.S. Important to include a user's guide, reference schematics for the reader, and FAQs, etched into something semi-permanent alongside all the copies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

So I’m imagining them as a legend based on unverified lore, conjecture, and conflicting information with no real evidence of them ever existing and I’m having a difficult time seeing where the value lies in that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If they could get VR programming on there, they could even replicate an immersive art exhibit experience. The Mona Lisa might get destroyed, but the VR experience of seeing it in person will at least live on.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just shot them in all directions from the solar system into space, but also add ads so aliens know to ignore and avoid us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Fuck, why is my galactic supermassive DNS sinkhole not blocking these ads!??" - the frustrated alien

PSA: always update your supermassive-Pi-Holes

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make sure it has friendly words on the front line Don't Panic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hey I just came here from another thread. Can we send someone back in time to invent Pokémon before Nintendo then sue them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If it's anything like the similar optical data storage crystals, it's write only.

They probably have no way to read these yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

WORN: Write Once Read Never.

Soon to be improved as,

WORLD: Write Once Read at Later Date.

It gets a bit harder to market if they're not sure if they wrote successfully:

Write Hopefully Once Read Eventually

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How would they know they’ve written to it then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Cool question, don't know, have fun figuring it out.

I just remember that was the case last time.