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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

but is there an environmentally worse way to purchase gator-aid?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

Purchase a huge swath of wetlands. Start cutting down all the trees and filling in the swampy bits. Once there is a credible threat to the existence of the alligators, start a campaign to save the wilderness and undo the damage. Allow people to donate money by purchasing "Gator-Aid" packages for $100 a shot. Steal the money and run.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Order it delivered, one bottle at a time?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Airmailed via sub orbital rockets.