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Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You grow the Hadrons for the collider?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

No, that's ridiculous!

They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

They hose down the court after the collisions.