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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A well written resume, a firm handshake, and a willingness to knock on doors is the key to success.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I keep doing exactly this to the girl at the gas station but it hasn't worked yet??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Maybe ask first?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Don't be afraid to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.