this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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How is it her fault that he couldn't even be bothered to open a present from someone?
He sounds like he deserves to be single.
Anon should've probably at least opened the book but she also put all her hopes into that single note. Pretty silly move
Well it's a good thing these stories are fake. The first time I heard it was from a standup comic where his grandma gave him a bible when he went off to college and she said to read it any time he needed money. In the pages was a note telling him to fuck off.
Anthony Jeselnik. Fantastic comic