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"remember when cars rusted like shitballs? What if we sold trucks that did that?"
"people buy our cars and their panels have these gaps you wouldn't see in any other manufacturer. And our cars, they seem to have a taste for the blood of children. People keep buying the cars though. We're doing something right and it's sure as hell not making cars"
"yeah but look at the stock price"
"good point"
Uhhhhhh...
I think the stock market noticed this was a shit car guys. Look at that steep drop from December / January into February.
Uh but when you look at the graph upside down it, um, I mean sideways it, uh shut up
(shitposting aside ♥️❤️♥️)
But the good news is that if they give Musk 25% ownership he'll agree to keep running the company.
What a deal. Save 25%, get rid of the cancer that's killing Tesla.