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Jackhammer (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Evolution would say: nope. And the surviving class would be deaf. No one is able to accept a permanent jackhammer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Or evolve the ability to echolocate with the reflections of the background noise. Like our eyes does with light.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Evolution might just block out certain frequencies. No need to go completely deaf.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Like the frequency dying plants make? Makes sense. Looks like evolution could already did this in the past.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry what the fuck now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

alright that's it, I'm never eating plant based food again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What... What's let to eat then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

meat, exclusively

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, meat doesn't make sounds while dying. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well at least you can hear it. what the plants have is some I have no mouth but I must scream type shit. also they can't even run away. eating vegetables is absolutely inhumane.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The animals you eat eat a lot more plants during their life than you ever could.
The solution is obvious: Only eat baby animals. They grow on their mothers' milk, which hurts no one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Correct conclusion

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Wait you mean you guys can't hear that?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks for making me aware 🙇