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Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’ (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Life hack: when your cat dies, instead of paying for a funeral, wait for your neighbor to go on vacation, kidnap their cat, and tell them their cat died instead! They'll pay for the funeral, and a few days later you can release their cat so no harm's done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Bonus: your neighbor's cat, who is oblivious to the economic aspect to all this, gets showered with pets and treats, and your neighbor gains a new appreciation and enjoyment of their cat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The gift purchases also stimulate the local economy, ultimately creating jobs. It's a win-win.

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