Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Collateral with Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise because instead of hiring a taxi for the whole night it be easier to call a fresh Uber after each kill.

Arrival with Amy Adams because people would insist on using AI to translate the alien language.

Blow with Johnny Depp because of fentanyl ruining the ability to just snort a line of whatever whenever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Arrival with Amy Adams because people would insist on using AI to translate the alien language.

It would end up like Mars Attacks where the translator thinks they're peaceful