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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is Wario (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're wrong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

/slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But... but... he dared you... How dare you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Swords at midnight.

There can be only one.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I'd rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.