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Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.
If he got a haircut every minute, it would take almost 22 years to get that many haircuts.
Looking at his current one, I think they can do 2 of them every minute.
Honestly, one hair getting cut per minute seems pretty slow.
And paying $100 each seems high, but who am I to question the whims of the rich.
Maybe they got confused and are getting one rabbit shaved per minute. The logistics there seem more reasonable if your hare is moderately cooperative.
edit: corrected an autocorrect which rendered useless an already silly pun.