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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's experience at a coffee shop (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Had me till the last sentence. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Me too. I legit thought this was going to be a BS dream sequence. Fantastic turn.