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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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Parenthood failure (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 164 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It will be on his tombstone.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean “shake a tower”. 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that an euphemisms for masturbation?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

No. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.

Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Guess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went "whoosh" right there.