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Dutch rule (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When the only thing neuken me in my keuken is life. 😔

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this sounds funny bc keuken sounds like dick in swedish

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

And kök looks like cock in English, so we've come full circle (I know it's not pronounced that way)

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Kutleven!

(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for "shit life" but it literally means "vagina life" which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

To add a few more examples:

zakkenwasser (sack/bollocks washer, an asshole)
lul-de-behanger ([mister]cock-the-wallpaperer, also translates to asshole)
lullen (dicking/cocking, talking nonsense)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I took into account that OP's domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt's life by default.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Absolutely fair!