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[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If it's still edible 300 years later, he used too much salt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's actually an ancient roman roast recipe: cover it in salt in a crock, put some honey on the slices after. Quite tasty.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It could be that radiation would kill anything that would otherwise decompose the meat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It would still dry out and oxidize.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

and maybe burned all the oxygen so it couldn't rancidify?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

Or the oven didn't turn off and the aliens really enjoy briquette.