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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 weeks ago (26 children)

Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 weeks ago (23 children)

If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.

Your asshole will thank me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Does it flake like a French pastry?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

It's a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world

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