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You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I think this is the worst thing I've ever read
Thank you, and you're welcome.
If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
My wife keeps telling me that...
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Sounds exciting!
Just know that she won't answer and I'm scared.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
I too try to only shit on company time
They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
I rarely physically shudder from text