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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

8,5 eh? Imma put on my scepticals. You're only an inch shorter than Ron Jeremy's dick? And that dick had a movie made about it.

Edit: a couple movies, if You count the porn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

guys who have actually big dicks tend to understate them on grindr and stuff. it's easier to undersell it and let them discover in person than it is to tell the truth and have to deal with the "oh really? I doubt it." bullshit every single time where suddenly everyone is a CSI photoshop-detecting photography genius. better to just fly under the radar as average and exceed expectations once they can't argue it's "just the angle".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I am also skeptical, can we get the guy's number so we can confirm? For a friend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Definitely overshot the brag with 4.9 inches thick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he meant "around"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but that’s not as funny

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Hey, 10% is the difference between Michael Phelps and a pretty good swimmer

Or not, I didn't fact check this at all