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So, why do these child abusers even want to see a doctor when they don’t believe in medicine?
Most likely trying to get documentation for their kids so they can go get sick at school.
Yuk
It's the "fine people on both sides" mentality applied to medicine
"Can anyone recommend a local shaman...?" would've been more like it.
I went to see the doctor
He said, "You're pretty sick
You got some real bad habits
You'd better stop right quick"
I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news
Don't know what I'm gonna do"
Doctor, there's nothin' wrong with me
Doctor, doctor, can't you see?
Doctor, I ain't gonna die
Just write me an alibi
I went to see a shaman
He said, "You'll be alright
Just keep doin' what you love
Every single night"
I said, "That's what I need to hear"
Took away my childish fears
Doctor, you're a stand up guy
Doctor, doctor, my, oh my
Doctor, you're the one for me
That's the mojo that I need
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZTNJQQfDz8