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Trump says he ‘went down in a helicopter’ with Willie Brown. Former S.F. mayor says it never happened (www.sfchronicle.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Weirdo can't keep what actually happened separate from his own fantasies.

Edit: The New York Times has gone around and interviewed other people named "Brown" who might have been on a helicopter with Trump at some point. It wasn't them either

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've heard of a helicopter blow job, where the job distributer hangs on a pulley above the bed, rotates to wind up the rope, then puts the member in the mouth, and lets the rope unwind.

More performance than something else, but it's the only sex act that is helicopter adjacent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ok GoogleAI, give me a deepfake video recreating the time that Donald Trump went down on Brown's Willie in the style of a helicopter blowjob

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"I'm sorry, I'm not able to display political data at this time"

That's what it told me when I asked how old Obama was when he was President.

Stupid AI made me have to do math myself because of this >:(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that