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[–] [email protected] 121 points 4 months ago (4 children)
  • Half the staff are wearing wool beanies in dead ass middle of summer

  • Sides are a la carte, fries come in a metal cup with newspaper-style wax/parchment paper

  • The bottom bun is falls-apart-soggy by halfway through

  • Claims to have a huge selection of craft beers...all IPAs, a stout, a sour, and PBR

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

run by four interchangeable lumbersexual white guys in their mid 20s who are having the time of their lives and one white chick in her late 20s who is just so over it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

yeah that's about the last time i walked into one of them places.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)
  • Burgers are served on a scaffold board/shovel/roof tile

  • Coleslaw is always referred to as house 'slaw.

  • Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.
    Eg. Triple cooked fries 4

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.

"Gourmet bacon and cheese burger - 15"

15 what? Pence?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Lol that is so spot-on I can't believe the parallels never occurred to me. One exception though, I really had good burgers in such a place in Haarlem / NL.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

You forgot the black gloves! Those are required by law.