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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Whatever candidate vows to go all dwarf has my vote

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think such candidates would succumb often to Fey moods and do nonsense projects like, I dunno, obsessively building a wall or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I need more Warhammer in my politics, please. I mean, what are any of these yahoos going to do about the Skaven invading under our borders, or those elitist Elvin 1%, or about how the Undead or Orcs looking to start a war overseas?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No. No god emperor's please. I'm good with the fucking dictators we already have scuttling about. They make such a lovely squelching noise when trodden by the boot of labor, progress, and freedom but are so hard to otherwise get rid of already.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Everyone who votes for the rarest of Pepe's gets a spawning of skink twinks to serve their every whim