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Whatever candidate vows to go all dwarf has my vote
I think such candidates would succumb often to Fey moods and do nonsense projects like, I dunno, obsessively building a wall or something.
I need more Warhammer in my politics, please. I mean, what are any of these yahoos going to do about the Skaven invading under our borders, or those elitist Elvin 1%, or about how the Undead or Orcs looking to start a war overseas?
No. No god emperor's please. I'm good with the fucking dictators we already have scuttling about. They make such a lovely squelching noise when trodden by the boot of labor, progress, and freedom but are so hard to otherwise get rid of already.
Everyone who votes for the rarest of Pepe's gets a spawning of skink twinks to serve their every whim