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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hereby propose the we take a random techbro or wanna techbro or other techno shit and sacrifice to them to our new Machine God.

The yearly sacrifice is a honor as the chosen one will have their conscious merge with the Machine God.*

This will allow us to propel our understanding of technology to new levels. For the Machine God will be pleased.

*=Results not guaranteed. There a risk of not merging conscious with the Machine God.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally, a religion that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The Adeptus Mechanicus welcomes all.