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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I still regularly marvel about how great it is not to have to quarantine my clothes and have a shower as soon as I come home from the pub or restaurant, and it has been 20 years since it was banned around here.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I went on a road trip a few years ago and we went to a bar... somewhere along the mid Atlantic. Maybe Virginia or one of the Carolinas, and people are smoking at the bar, and I felt like I had just landed on a different planet. Like... I had almost forgotten people still smoked at all, let alone a dozen people puffing away in a small barroom.

We got pretty drunk and had a good time though. But then when I took a shower in the morning, it was like all that smoke residue was oozing out of my pores and hair. Being hungover and having a steamy, cigarette-smelling shower did not start the day off well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sometimes though, the bars smell like piss. i think id take cig smoke smell to piss smell

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If your bar smells like piss, maybe it's time to go to a different bar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Idk.. Depends on how cheap the drinks are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Your beer tastes like piss

That's cos we piiiisss in it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Same. I'm so sensitive to smoke I will run away from anyone smoking in my vicinity even outdoors.