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I like this statement because it’s successful on two levels. You can also argue over whether “pop-tart” counts as one word or two.
PopTart is a brand and is one word.
It’s the internet. People will argue with you even when you’re demonstrably right.
No they won't!
Def 2 words!
Blueberry is two words now apparently.
It is also a calzone.
It's neither a calzone nor a ravioli. Pop tarts have pastry crusts. Calzones use a leavened crust, and ravioli have pasta crusts.
They're scones.
I've never boiled a pop tart
What? How do you brew your poptart tea then?
Hmmm id say a canzone is a dumpling, because it's folded over on itself.
Nah, it's baked in an oven, it's a pasty.
Hmm good point!
Actually, it's a cheesey tomato soup in a bread bowl.