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Anon orders pizza (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can believe it. Good pizza places will go the extra mile for good tipping regulars.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We also remember the regulars who don't tip, and we control how long your order takes, if we make a stop at a gas station (or home, or the weedman's) before or after we drop off, if your soda "got a little shook up" because we "had to slam on the breaks," and not only that but even less scrupulous drivers have say 10-15min alone with your order. Just a word of warning for those I've just described. Might want to tip or vary your stores up...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she's super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.