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average day in NPM land (programming.dev)

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[–] [email protected] 193 points 3 months ago (27 children)

I've honestly never understood why someone at Google or Mozilla hasn't decided to write a JavaScript Standard Library.

I'm not opposed to NPM, because dumb shit like this happens everywhere. If such a package is used millions of times a day, perhaps it would make sense to standardise it and have it as part of the fucking browser or node runtime...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (10 children)

I wish they would replace JavaScript with something that was made for what it's used for. JavaScript should have died years ago.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let's use Flash!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actionscript, my beloved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Java applets 🌈

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