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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 287 points 3 months ago (46 children)

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down ...

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

[–] [email protected] 215 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

  • ...to get coffee?
  • ...for a movie night?
  • ...for lunch/dinner?
  • ...to hang out and chat at the park?
  • ...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

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