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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 287 points 1 month ago (46 children)

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down ...

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

[–] [email protected] 215 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

...to get coffee?
...for a movie night?
...for lunch/dinner?
...to hang out and chat at the park?
...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Are you down...:

... To get barebacked? Haha jk... Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

What a shame — I kinda love it

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