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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dr Weird: "Gentleman......BEHOLD!!! I've turned myself into A HOUSE CAT!!!"

Steve: "Errmm.....heeey, cool......but why though?"

Dr Weird: "So I can get free belly rubs, Steve!!! Why do you think??? Have you seen the price of rent these days??? I got it made!!!"

My name is.....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”

Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”

Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”

Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.

Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”

Steve: Body twitching on the ground

“MY NAME IS…”