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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Had a weird dream: I let in a cockatoo (white sulphur crested) to chill with me while I slept, it wandered around on me/the bed as I drifted in and out of sleep, and it kept biting me - not so hard it hurt but like quite hard. It moved around biting my hands, legs, head. It then summoned a buddy cockatoo to chill and bite me more. Dream ended when one of the cockatoos peed on my face

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Was this a wet dream? ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Whoever told you I was sexually attracted to cockatoos was incorrect. I repeat. Incorrect.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Ate cheese for supper?