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I call fake on the American one. Where’s the advertisement? Where’s the product placement and the political propaganda?
Where's the 3dcg render that shows a human being performing the same feats as the Mantis
THE MANTIS WON BECAUSE IT HAD THE ELECTROLYTES GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED BY BRAWNO! BRAWNO: IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
They used a big word: "graciously"
They must be the smartest person on the planet! Make them president!!!