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UNPRECEDENTED: Aging boomer retires to free up job for someone younger (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Boomers have been in control for a long time. They are dying now thankfully. Gen X is just now up and most of us aren’t dipshits…

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ehh I’d say quite a good amount of Gen X are like “Boomer-Lite” in how they act and live, if not full on Boomers. Especially the earlier half of the generation.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, we seem to have split into either "boomer-like" or "millennial-like" groups.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Boomers have been the public face of the regime ran by the silent generation owners and their crotch fruit.

It is changing now as tech daddies and other newer oligarchs are taking over, who are mostly boomer.

Gen X sold out in my personal experience at least the ones who got out of middle management. They act just like boomers, it is their turn to get paid.