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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

brilliant thoughts and inventions from my dreams:

  • a giant crab chanting "i ain't gonna eat ya" (he eats you)

  • selling ball gags in local chain grocery stores, later that store became the spot for an intergalactic peace treaty (with an angry Jesus-Buddha)

  • vagina-mounted potato-cutting clock

  • v for vendetta x the joker (where they kiss)

  • buttplug that is also a phone, and your painting skill improves when you wear it

  • Australia-US border with confusing right lane left lane shifts

  • hamster soaked in chicken soup

  • shape-shifting slave horse girls that can jump really high

  • and many other things! some too fucked up to write down, and most forgotten, those are just the highlights

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Damn bruh you remember all of them? (⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠ʖ̯⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠)

I had a few of crazy lucid dreams but never was able to remember anything after the first 5 seconds of waking up :,)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

i write down the ones that make me pull a "wtf" face after waking up lol!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 57 minutes ago

I had the craziest 2 dreams rn, just before I woke up made sure to record them so I could can rewatch, anyway how do I upload em to PC to share XD