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I work in a data center
I lost count
I work in a datacenter, but no Windows. I slept so well.
Though a couple years back some ransomware that also impacted Linux ran through, but I got to sleep well because it only bit people with easily guessed root passwords. It bit a lot of other departments at the company though.
This time even the Windows folks were spared, because CrowdStrike wasn't the solution they infested themselves with (they use other providers, who I fully expect to screw up the same way one day).
What was Dracula doing in your data centre?
Surely Dracula doesn't use windows.
Because he's Dracula. He's twelve million years old.
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