this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

hence the Alcubierre bubble! everything you directly interact with is sped up to your time speed so that you're only ever interacting with normal-paced matter, and then as you leave the area everything gradually slows back down to near-stop