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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was gonna say...

"Face Shape: Cherubic.

Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

Where even is the satire?