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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

poor onion couldn't compete with reality so they had to start printing facts

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Facts my ass 😡 this is clarely a lIbTaRd hit piece!! Vance's favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil

Maybe if you weren't busy with your pronouns you would knoe that

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was gonna say...

"Face Shape: Cherubic.

Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

Where even is the satire?