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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surgical tech here. Almost every time we run into one of those "oh fuck our patient is about to die" moments, they're either a smoker, obese, or both.

Even ignoring the lungs, smokers' organs all look like shit. When we're doing a laparoscopic case (tiny incisions, camera in the abdomen) the entire inside of their abdomen has this diseased yellow-brown hue compared to a non-smoker.

That shit REALLY fucks you up internally.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hav u seen wot happens if de customer has been doing anodder tobacco, like snus for eksempel?

laparoscopic case (tiny incisions, camera in the abdomen)

Thbak u ๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ป

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm impressed you managed to translate an accent to text

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, English is not my mother tongue. Will use Google translate from this minute. Thbak you and papa bless

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny. You're pervious comments have no such errors as these two.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

This is very off topic. This is regarding tobacco, not my English. Please send private message if you wish to discuss more.