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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 199 points 3 months ago (3 children)

And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

How apropos.

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/k5b36a/anon_can_stop_time/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

blowing your load

Nice

[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 months ago (1 children)

apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.