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[–] [email protected] 81 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My son is also named Fortran.

We need more “Fortran” license plates in the gift shop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

When I named my children I made sure to choose names that can always be found in kitschy gift shop items.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

"We're out of BORT license plates!"