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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I freeze all my bread and put it in the toaster to thaw. I don't want to eat fresh bread for two days and then the rest of the week the rest of the stale loaf.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The toaster makes a hell of a lot more sense than the microwave. She's eaten soggy sandwiches for decades.