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Analysts: Biden Can Negate Debate Performance By Pulling Train With Chain Clenched Between Teeth (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pulling a train with his teeth is a more appealing option to Biden