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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fake: you're

Gay: dude probably prefers dudes, which is awesome. Hope he's gettin infinity dickens.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe he's just 17. Like, sure lots of people are fucking by then, but maybe he wants to do it with someone he's emotionally attached to, and hasn't found someone he's compatible with and mutually interested in.

Or maybe just ace.

Like, it's not like it's weird to not have had sex before 17. When I was 17 I was very much bisexual (still am), but I wouldn't have fucked someone that my friends just payed to fuck me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I don't think it's even that complicated...

Western society says men need an excuse to turn down sex. That it has to be a matter of attraction or morals or something

You can just not be feeling it. There doesn't have to be a reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

TIL if you don’t lose your virginity heterosexually by 17 then you’re probably gay, which is still awesome